"After Two Drinks I Start Calling Everyone Primo" Funny Drunken Tee

This garment-dyed tee carries a laid-back, retro vibe with bold, layered lettering that reads like a late-night confession. The heavyweight, relaxed silhouette feels lived-in from the first wear — soft, slightly faded color and a textured finish from the post-construction dye give it that easy, familiar look. Wear it to backyard barbecues, low-key parties, or nights out when you want your sense of humor up front. It sits relaxed through the shoulders and chest, pairs naturally with worn denim or shorts, and ages gracefully with every wash so the message stays mellow, not shouty.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) relaxed fit that holds its shape
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Sizes S–4XL, pre-shrunk fabric, sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean